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Huge Announcement: Head Coach of Colorado Avalanche, Jared Bednar, Announces Sudden Departure Due to Mysterious Encounter in the Rockies..
In a stunning turn of events, Colorado Avalanche head coach Jared Bednar has announced his immediate departure from the team, citing an “unexplainable and transformative experience” during a solo hiking trip in the Rocky Mountains.
According to inside sources, Bednar was on a retreat to clear his mind ahead of the playoffs when he reportedly encountered what he described as “a glowing, spherical object hovering silently above Bear Lake.” After the incident, Bednar claimed to have received a vision urging him to “pursue a higher calling beyond the ice.”
At a hastily arranged press conference, the coach said, “I’ve devoted my life to hockey, but after what I experienced, I can’t ignore this new path. I must follow the light.”
The NHL has declined to comment, and Avalanche players are reportedly stunned by the decision. Rumors are swirling about who might replace Bednar, with some fans jokingly nominating UFO expert Giorgio Tsoukalos as the next bench boss.
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