• Mon. Apr 28th, 2025

BREAKING: Pickleball Banned Nationwide After Scientists Link Paddle Vibrations to Mass Hallucinations

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  • In a stunning turn of events, the U.S. government has temporarily banned pickleball after researchers claim the sport’s paddle frequencies may trigger “shared hallucinations.” Players report seeing ghost squirrels and hearing Elvis Presley. The Pickleball Association calls the move “outrageous,” demanding a full investigation into the…. see more details 👇👇